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i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
exclusive dildo audio track
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fun fact: iraq, pakistan, afghanistan and saudi arabia have a higher percentage of women in the government than the us & the uk
another fun fact: white people tend to get very angry when you point this out to them
yeah sarah keep your shit comments to yourself
I’m LMAOing at your life.
Call ended, duration 9:18:00
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SHE DID THAT SHIT
WTF did I just watch?
I think that’s enough tumblr for now..
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Kinda secret admirer.: I’m sorry for making you feel the way you feel. for that I am sorry. I...
She tells you that you’re scaring her, that you are immature and possibly insane. So, what do you do?
Go BAT SHIT CRAZY and scare her more?
You still have no clue as to what happened between me and her. We were dating for five years, man. That is my problem and my woman. Not yours. So, please trust me when I tell you that you are not going anywhere with her. Listen to what she told you and stop being so stupid. You’ve talked to her for maybe three hours, right? I have seven years of time with this girl. You still don’t even have her phone number. Not to be a dick but you’re not even close to being the type of person she’d befriend much less consider dating.
Anyway, she told you what’s up. Later nerd.
I just did this. Legit.
the fuck
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
I just did this for my mom and she screamed.
WITCHCRAFT!
(Source: u-zemlji-cuda)
Congratulation. And after all that you said and done, you lost her completely. I'm happy for Val even if she doesn't accept me yet. Finally she is able to wake up from her nitemare that you created for her to tortures her. You were good in it knowing how much she loves you. You are a monster that are cold & heartless. Her soul had suffered enough from your selfishness and lies about loving her. Now is the end. Congratulation again :).
Asked by jingzsecretadmirer
Do you want to know what she thinks of you? You should ask her.
@banana—co
they say “she wants the d”
but they also say “no one ever asks what the d wants”
but you know what the d wants
the d wants to get wet
that
that is what the d wants
I said I am not gonna cry anymore. I also said I left with no more tears to cry. So, what am I doing now? Sitting down here having thoughts of the past & here comes the rain streaming down my face to the blouse that almost wet.
Dear Lord, heal me from this pain please. Or at least tell me the estimated days that I still have to suffers in this pain. At least then i know exactly when I can start counting my blessing till the day you finally see me smile like how I used to be again.
Stop the rain face.
